Meet Sterling, the kind (but moody) Irish Country Gentleman.
He owns a farmer’s market and sheep-shearing business in Waterford. He has a wife named Inga (she hails from Scandinavia) and a super-tiny son called William.
“INGA! Where is my newsprint? It was laying right there… Madra caorach dÚsachtach ith mo pháipéar!!”
That night in bed,
“Darling Inga, tá brón orm go raibh mé chomh tras leat. Iarraidh ar mo tae ar maidin a dhéanann frightful dom!”
(What a happy ending!)
“Scéalta grá fíor riamh endings a bheith acu.”
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